No…it could never happen to me. It was one of those things that happened to other people…but not me!
I woke up yesterday morning with my right eye red and swelling half way shut. That’s weird…I didn’t sleep in my contacts last night. Oh well, it’s nothing a little visine can’t handle…or was it? One, two drops and…ouch, that hurt…!! It was as if there was a cut inside my eye or something because it really stung! spider bite? but in my eye?
That was it…I checked myself into the hospital to take advantage of this so-called great healthcare system Korea has to offer. Doctor took a few examinations and the results were in right away…pink-eye!
Pink-eye? Do people still get that? Pink-eye was always something I heard about little kids getting from playing in over-crowded swimming pools back in the old days. Apparently out in Korea, it’s as common as the common cold. No more jjim-jil-bang for me for a while.
Well that’s it…I’m out for at least a week. Stay away from me…I’m contagious! I just remembered Pastor Dave having it not too long ago, so we are all vulnerable. Plus I don’t want to see you guys anyway…haha. jp =P I’m being forced to wear glasses and I don’t want you to see me in my glasses. I’m a closet nerd. Alls I’m missing from my nerd apparel is the masking tape wrapped around the bridge of my glasses. But thats not too far off because I become super-clumsy in them and I’m bound to break them sooner or later.
I don’t wear glasses all that often but when I do, I become super-nerd! I lose my sense of depth perception and so I’ll start bumping into things. My peripheral vision (not to mention, my sanity) gets messed up cause I always think I’m seeing double from the side. I think that can easily lead to paranoia or schitzophrenia….oooh! what was that?? ((>< )) (( ><)) And I always forget to clean them so if there is a smudge who knows if I’m looking at things properly.
Oh blast you, pink-eye! What I wouldn’t give for a good ¶§¹ÐÀÌ.